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WHITES HAVE A PROBE ON MARS

Updated: Feb 28, 2023

WHITES HAVE A PROBE ON MARS


(My Parody of GIL SCOTT HERON'S: “Whitey On The Moon”)


Alas, what were the problems in Gil Scott's time?

Well, he had doctor bills coming out of his behind.

Because a rat had bitten his sister Nell while Whites were on the moon. Her face and arms began to swell while Whites were on the moon.


It's even worse today, brother Gil. We have The ZIKA VIRUS, COVID-19, and SARS,

While Whites have a probe on Mars.


Millions are feeling the pain

of ZIKA swelling their brains.

COVID delivers a massive attack on human lungs.

Yet, most simply desire to return to having fun.

Aye, adult-toddlers are near and far

While Whites have a probe on Mars.


“Wear a mask” they say today and

The vaccine will keep the COVID virus away.

But after getting the jab, teenagers have sudden heart attacks and are rushed to the ER,

While Whites have a probe on Mars.

Crime is at an all-time high, and

Five-year-olds are committing suicide.

Psychiatrists kill themselves

At the highest rate by far,

While Whites have a probe on Mars.


There are so many Blacks on TV and in commercials that I feel like I'm on a slave-ship.

The “Affirmative Action Charade

Has naive Black folks firmly in its grip.

Social Media and Reality TV

Can transform nobodies into superstars,

While Whites have a probe on Mars.

15,000 Nuclear Warheads are set to explode around the globe, which will be a Planetary Extinction Event. Our alien brothers will grieve From afar. While Whites have a probe on Mars.


Artificial Intelligence is next on the list, which will drive mankind into a dismal abyss.

Artificial Intelligence (fatally) governs electric cars, while Whites have a probe on Mars.

World-War Three has already begun,

while the American idiocracy bickers about race, gender and guns.

These adult-toddlers seek only love, joy and getting drunk in bars,

While Whites have a probe on Mars.


Thanks For Reading My Tribute To G.S. Heron. My PARODY is not meant to be offensive to anyone in any way, shape or form.


(C) Prof. Robert Stewart – 2023


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